Insanity with sane explanations

Agateophobia - Fear of insanity
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So after spending a good 3 hours with Kelli she texts me telling me that she's going insane. Reason? Tristan is coming over and she's a bundle of nerves. She has two hours to kill, but she has already cleaned her apartment from top to bottom.

So we're going back and forth with meaningless talk to distract her and keep her nerves at bay. Which she finds odd since she's more comfortable around him than most people, yet she still gets ridiculously nervous.

I suggest it has to do with the fact that she's nervous to see him and has too much time on her hand to think about their complicated relationship. Oh and it is. It's filled with "Should I?", "Does he?", "Will he?", and of course "When?" All of which have not been answered.

Men. They think we're complicated, but truth is I believe women wear their feelings out in the open. Even if we don't voice it, it's in our demeanor.

Okay now I'm getting way too distracted. Anyways, after I'm done suggesting my opinion on the matter she agrees with me.

Of course my mind feels like being witty. So I respond with, "Time is killer. That's why it's always a good thing to kill time." I don't know it just doesn't make sense to me, I blame it on the fact that it's freezing in my room.

"Sure blame it on the air conditioner." Kelli states as way of saying I'm just crazy on my own accord.

Which I reply with:

"I am and I will blame it on the air conditioner. It makes perfect sense. Low temperatures slow body functions. Thus meaning less brain activity. Less brain activity leads to less sane human activity because it has become detached from humanistic behavior."

What!? Exactly what I though once I had already sent it. Kelli of course loved it. I guess she's use to such explanations. Must be increased exposure to Tristan.

I start laughing and suggest we do a study on it. Apparently she knows an ex-engineer now psych major who could help. She goes on to say that my actions were contradictory.

After all, "explaining your insanity in an oddly sane way" is just not normal.

But then again I've had 19 years of practice and she should know I did have quite a few insane theories, but continually explained them in a sane manner. It's just me.